🛒 Self Checkout™ Bag It & Bail

Welcome to WallMarkt Self Checkout...

🛒 You arrive at WallMarkt, the mega-mart where savings are sacred and surveillance is subtle. The fluorescent lights hum like a corporate hymn. A robotic greeter chirps:

"Welcome, valued shopper. Remember: honesty is the best policy... unless you're fast."

You're here for essentials — or maybe just the thrill. The self-checkout lane beckons. No lines. No witnesses. Just you, a scanner, and a moral gray zone.

🧠 Act I: The Scan Scam Begins

You start scanning. Beep. Beep. Bag. But then... a little voice inside whispers:

"They mark up everything. You're just balancing the scales."

You skip a scan. Then another. The Supervisor Alert Meter flickers. A camera pans. A pop-up asks:

"Need help scanning that?" You decline. You're in too deep to back out now.

🚨 Act II: Corporate Suspicion Rises

WallMarkt's AI surveillance system, ShrinkSentinel™, begins tracking anomalies. Your bag's weight doesn't match your receipt. A supervisor named Chad lingers nearby, sipping a lukewarm energy drink and pretending not to watch.

You try to play it cool. You scan a banana. You skip the PS5 controller. You smile at the camera.

"Just a few things today," you say. But the Suspicion Meter is climbing. The music shifts. The lights dim. You've triggered Loss Prevention Protocol Alpha.

🧨 Act III: The Corporate Clampdown

Suddenly, a siren blares. Chad approaches with a clipboard and a smug grin.

"Looks like we've got a shrinkage situation." You're escorted to the back room — a windowless chamber lined with motivational posters and silent security footage.

WallMarkt's legal bot begins its interrogation. You're offered a loyalty card in exchange for silence. You decline. You're not just a shopper — you're a symbol.

🛟 Act IV: Bailout & Redemption

Just as the corporate hammer is about to fall, your phone buzzes. A masked figure enters. It's a rep from Delivery Support Network Inc.

"We’ve got you. Community doesn't let community rot in retail jail."

They post bail, citing "mutual aid and gig solidarity." You're handed a Delivery Driver Badge and a second chance. You're no longer a shopper — you're a courier of justice.

🏁 Final Scene: Bag It Forward

You now deliver groceries to others, dodging corporate surveillance and spreading the gospel of ethical rebellion. Each delivery unlocks new overlays:

⭐ "Shrinkage Solidarity"
⭐ "Gig Worker Glory"
⭐ "WallMarkt Whistleblower Mode"

You're not just playing a game. You're rewriting the rules.

💻 HOW TO PLAY:

⭐ Select a number of players and input the player names & press the "Start Game" button.
⭐ Press the "Toggle Music" button and select from the dropdown menu for your preferred music track.
⭐ Drop & drag emoji items into either the "Scan Zone" or directly into the "Bag Zone."
⭐ Try not to get caught by the Self Checkout Supervisor for putting items directly into the "Bag Zone."

🛒 CLICK HERE TO PLAY

Proceede to Part 2: 🛒 Self Checkout™ WallMarkt Auditor Mode

🛑 Disclaimer: Play It Safe, Bag It Right

This game is a parody. Sneaking items at self checkout in real life is theft — and WallMarkt (or any real-world retailer) won’t bail you out with a wink and a badge. We encourage players to challenge systems through creativity, not criminality. So scan responsibly, bag ethically, and let your rebellion stay digital.

💌 Support Message: Delivery Support Network, Inc.

If you enjoyed Self Checkout™ Bag It & Bail, consider supporting the real heroes behind the satire: Delivery Support Network, Inc. is a registered nonprofit 501(c)(3) collective uplifting gig workers, delivery drivers, and community caretakers. They fight for fair pay, safe conditions, and dignity in every drop-off.

🎮 Your play fuels the message.
💪 Your support fuels the movement.

Learn more, donate, or get involved at:
❤️ DeliverySupportNetwork.com